May
14
I open at the close.
May
11
When at the airport they tell me I can throw some stuff away to make my bag weigh less
When my friend asks me if the British guy she made out with at the club last night was hot…
hahaha…perfect.
When I decide to wear heels out at night on the cobblestone
Expectation:
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Reality:
When you try to make the Royal Guards laugh at Buckingham Palace and…
you’re like:
But they just stand there like:
So you give up and you’re just like:
hahaha, I can’t with Toddlers and Tiaras gif.
When your an American taking a train in Italy and…
The creepy guy across from you is all:
And you just sit there like:
Feb
25
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Ladies and Gentlemen…my ride home this evening (Part 1)
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